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quool_dwookie

\>square top him


Plazm0z

Ridiculously based


Chiyuri_is_yes

>b button Get topped by him


JaysHoliday42420

If only there was a B on a Playstation controller


ChaosTheLegend

Switch has it (pun intended)


AkiyaP

For real though, why do they complain about everything claimed "gay" but slap label on random stuffs as gay? Why do overcompensating "straight" jocks gives the best head? Why is cream soda fucking amazing?


R-Jacksy

I don't know what kinda life would lead you to have that kind of information but boy am I interested in the jocks. And whatever cream soda is


AkiyaP

You should give it a shot! Cream soda is amazing. It's basically just carbonated drink with cream added in. Very tasty. Im here tho, they are usually a mix of milk and soda, usually has "pink" flavour, whatever it actually is.


ShiBiMe

That is absolutely not what cream soda is where I live.


Guyminator

Fr, what the heck 😅


Heavenlyother

Check out the ingredients in this wiki how article about making cream soda: “Cream soda is a sweet, carbonated soft drink that gets most of its flavor from vanilla. There are many commercial variations of cream soda available, but you can easily make your own.” https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Cream-Soda


AkiyaP

This is my first time witnessing cream soda without dairy mixed in it (this one has dairy on top of it lol) Edit: wording


HealMySoulPlz

In the US we usually call that Italian cream soda for some reason.


WelshTurtle69

Not down here in the south, its just cream soda


HealMySoulPlz

One of those weird regional things I guess.


KingoftheCrackens

The bottled soft drinks are meant to emulate the flavor of cream in a soda.


__bitch_

I'm a huge fan of cream soda dr pepper, actually! hella good, even if it is sometimes too sweet for me haha


memester230

Yea, it is really good, but you should try Faygo cream soda, its delicious


Swimming-Extent9366

The cream soda Dr Pepper tastes like heaven in a bottle


Haunting_Anxiety4981

In Australia the pink is Raspberry and can be faked with Raspberry Fanta


CatboyCabin

So pilk?


DishonestBystander

Where in the world does cream soda mean “soda with cream?” I’d try it. In the US and parts of Europe, cream soda usually refers to a vanilla soda.


goddamnimtrash

Cream soda is basically just sugar carbonated drink. I literally can’t describe the taste as anything other than sweet n sugary lol


lordolxinator

In the UK it's essentially like Vanilla-ade (lemonade with vanilla)


aCleverGroupofAnts

Be warned, some people like cream soda, but many others find it absolutely revolting. It is a cursed beverage.


TwilightVulpine

The toxic masculinity culture is terrible for everyone involved, it treats anything vaguely perceived as gay or feminine as the downfall of one's dignity, so straight and "straight" boys are immensely insecure about it.


Charyou-Tree

> For real though, why do they complain about everything claimed "gay" but slap label on random stuffs as gay? Projection after years of being accused of being "gay" over random irrelevant shit. If you do it first it cuts off people doing it to you :(


PKFatStephen

IDK I'm more into being bullied by the jocks to service them


lolpostslol

Doesn’t help that straight clubs can’t have good sound quality for some reason


TheOtherSarah

“The gays” don’t claim much of anything. Bigots just find out we like stuff and become deathly afraid of the association


bookDJnr1

Yeah I think bi and trans people are more colonial about it, claiming anything under the sun


steen311

As is their god-given right


RhythmicStaccato

Tranifest destiny


Maddie_The_Sloot

I am bi and trans and just about every character I like in any show I headcannon as bi and or trans and no one will ever stop me 😡


gay-but-ok

*cough* Link is bi and nobody can prove me wrong *cough*


MoonChainer

BotW Link is NB and bi. Kingdom Hearts Naminé is a lesbian, Xion is gay and a tran girl. Sora, Riku, and Kairi are in a triad polycule. And literally no one could convince me that Jessy and James *aren't* the most bi thing in existence.


taronic

Jesse and James do a lot of dress up and gender bending but I think that's more queer coding than anything. Fun characters or not I wouldn't support the theme that "oh no it's only male villains that cross dress and act feminine". It's usually this silly/evil connotation, like literally disguising himself as a woman to do evil if you think about it.


G66GNeco

I mean, technically he always crosdresses to commit evil, because team rocket cannot go one episode without being comically evil, but there are some instances, at least in memories, where it's just a gimmick, and interestingly enough not nearly as played for laughs as other shows do when they have characters crossdress. It's just part of his character, which is built for laughs anyway, but never really because "lol he looks like a girl". As far as I remember, anyway. In any case, I wouldn't see Pokémon as all that nefarious here, in no small part because the two are such comical villains, and the crossdressing part is not the evil part in there - it's just James (and Jessie, mind you, but not as often), dressing up as Nurse Joy to steal Pikachu, but also as a female magician for an authentic presentation or just in a bikini to take part in a swimsuit competition.


Elle_the_confusedGal

Wait thats not cannon?


Raft_Master01

Same but just with Bi, every favorite character I have I HC as Bi 😂💖💜💙


Loch32

Hey you leave blåhaj out of this


the_bi_catgirl_blue

I claim you


bookDJnr1

😳


joesphisbestjojo

Within 3-5 interactions, they'll be screwing


Raft_Master01

Wait this calls for, r/GateKeepingYuri to do it’s magic


weebteckickedin

r/GateKeepingYaoi?


Raft_Master01

Nah, no one uses r/gatekeepingyaoi


Swagnemite42

I don't get how cream soda is gay. Is vanilla a gay thing now? So is Coke gay cause it uses vanilla as part of its flavouring? So what is considered a "straight" soft drink? Also cream soda is weird. I does what it sets out to do, basically ice cream as a soda, but I don't like that. Nice for whoever does though.


Ozelotten

There is no straight soft drink, heterosexuals can only drink neat bourbon whiskey.


SmartAlec105

Hard liquor? Hard like a dick? Sounds gay.


January_Rain_Wifi

Damn it Guess they'll die


VOCmentaliteit

Hey I am a bi sexual whiskey enjoyer, it’s as straight as the wonkey as ice cubes


GStandsForGayAndGun

I drink everything from Coke to Jager, I am the quintessential bisexual guy since I drink both "gay" and "straight" drinks.


smokeydaBandito

I think I wanna see your quintessentially bisexual gun too


Swagnemite42

That would be the p90


TheStrikeofGod

>that long hair makes you look sissy If someone ever said that to me I'd probably just laugh. Both because manly guys can have long hair and because I like my long hair because I like being fem lol.


magic-tortiose

If Thor, Legolas and MOTHERFUCKING JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF can have long hair why can’t I?


GraciousCriminality

The true bisexual way is to pick both options. Call him a hypocrite and then boast.


brianboozeled

Cream Soda... yum


TerribleNameAmirite

I will drink my cosmopolitan and listen to Snail Mail any day of the week


ToxicMCTV

Pull a power move and seduce and then top him


taronic

Maybe that's what he's aiming for. That's so gay bro that's so gay, are you gay bro? Please tell me you're gay


ToxicMCTV

Mayhaps


hdkx-weeb

X **Assault** Give him "a closer look at the soda" ^(and probably go to jail...)


AkiyaP

I don't think this is what they mean with "be gay. do crime." lol


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

*agressive button pressing*


questioning_alt_22

that's not even bisexual. any gay guy has dated as many girls as someone like him. Zero.


AkiyaP

Ngl, I actually looked up stackoverflow for the gramma structure while making this coz it's very ambigious lol I didn't mean dating as many girls as he *does*, but dating as many girls as (MC has dated) guys like him, basically dating both groups just as many.


GallowsMonster

Usually hotter girls... who might be more up for a threescore....


knitlikeaboss

Cream soda is fucking delicious, tho


Koiq

where are you meeting people like this lol? i have not had a conversation like this since highschool probably, just don’t engage with this behaviour at all? if it even comes up, like what adult is coming up to you and saying your drink is ‘gay’ lol?


Gnerxx

We all know the jock guy who starts his rants with "why must"


Yuo_cna_Raed_Tihs

"straight jocks" do you think whoever made this has some unresolved issues about their high school experience?


AkiyaP

Can assure you, Im still holding a grude towards those dudes who kept bullying me for not being manly enough. Just kidding. I am okay now, but I did make this comic to poke fun out of those who complaint, "Why everything must be about they gays?" while also label random things they dont like or agree with as "gay" from colourful drink to wiping their asses (I kid you not). Those people still exist here and there.


gay-but-ok

*presses both buttons at the same time*


Xen0n1te

Cream soda is fucking incredible and I will disassemble anyone who disagrees


HayRoss

I don't care what sexuality it's associated with, I'm drinking cream soda till I die


Necessary-Technical

My hero


gay-but-ok

I usually skip this part


steve226666

Id boast


delco_trash

I am an institutionalist so I just report people through the proper channels. If that fails I go after the institution.


Gingersnap5322

ALL I WANTED WAS MY ICE CREAM COLDER AND A LITTLE CREAM SODA OH WELL OH WELL


BrunBeast

Wait why is cream soda gay? Never liked it myself, I'm more of a orangeaid/appleaid/limeade kinda guy, but never heard of it being gay, just more unpopular.


JUMBOshrimp277

I’m a sapphic leaning bi trans femme. I’m always amused when men think I’m a guy and call me gay in a derogatory way: 1) you wish you had a girlfriend that dressed like me and 2) I have probably been with more women then you have and I have only 2 exes


realjotri

Boast: 'I topped more girls than you ever will. How about I top you too so you'll find out how it is?'


Sparkghost333

Tf is ice cream soda??? Sounds good as Fuck


Anime_Patriot

I would choose the boast option just to call out the jock for his hypocritical homophobia BS.


T351A

Ok but what kinda cream soda is colored... and since when is cream soda gay? Plus cream soda is pretty "old school" most of the time. Or am I thinking of something totally different.


Willfrail

Im sorry who claims cream soda is gay it litterly comes in a beer bottle shape?


maxisawesome538

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1035218616403128320?lang=en


Niji69Rainbow

Triangle~ Snap... >! his neck !<


BisexualNudist

O


DreamingSeraph

□ STAB


Redhoodless

>triangle Date his mom


Hypno-hookmeup

Love me some cream soda


elerick89

Now that i think about cream soda its okay, i mean it's just soda but more sugary and even though it taste nice i think the normal soda it's better