For real though, why do they complain about everything claimed "gay" but slap label on random stuffs as gay? Why do overcompensating "straight" jocks gives the best head? Why is cream soda fucking amazing?
You should give it a shot! Cream soda is amazing. It's basically just carbonated drink with cream added in. Very tasty.
Im here tho, they are usually a mix of milk and soda, usually has "pink" flavour, whatever it actually is.
Check out the ingredients in this wiki how article about making cream soda:
“Cream soda is a sweet, carbonated soft drink that gets most of its flavor from vanilla. There are many commercial variations of cream soda available, but you can easily make your own.”
https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Cream-Soda
The toxic masculinity culture is terrible for everyone involved, it treats anything vaguely perceived as gay or feminine as the downfall of one's dignity, so straight and "straight" boys are immensely insecure about it.
> For real though, why do they complain about everything claimed "gay" but slap label on random stuffs as gay?
Projection after years of being accused of being "gay" over random irrelevant shit. If you do it first it cuts off people doing it to you :(
BotW Link is NB and bi. Kingdom Hearts Naminé is a lesbian, Xion is gay and a tran girl. Sora, Riku, and Kairi are in a triad polycule. And literally no one could convince me that Jessy and James *aren't* the most bi thing in existence.
Jesse and James do a lot of dress up and gender bending but I think that's more queer coding than anything.
Fun characters or not I wouldn't support the theme that "oh no it's only male villains that cross dress and act feminine". It's usually this silly/evil connotation, like literally disguising himself as a woman to do evil if you think about it.
I mean, technically he always crosdresses to commit evil, because team rocket cannot go one episode without being comically evil, but there are some instances, at least in memories, where it's just a gimmick, and interestingly enough not nearly as played for laughs as other shows do when they have characters crossdress.
It's just part of his character, which is built for laughs anyway, but never really because "lol he looks like a girl". As far as I remember, anyway.
In any case, I wouldn't see Pokémon as all that nefarious here, in no small part because the two are such comical villains, and the crossdressing part is not the evil part in there - it's just James (and Jessie, mind you, but not as often), dressing up as Nurse Joy to steal Pikachu, but also as a female magician for an authentic presentation or just in a bikini to take part in a swimsuit competition.
I don't get how cream soda is gay. Is vanilla a gay thing now? So is Coke gay cause it uses vanilla as part of its flavouring? So what is considered a "straight" soft drink?
Also cream soda is weird. I does what it sets out to do, basically ice cream as a soda, but I don't like that. Nice for whoever does though.
>that long hair makes you look sissy
If someone ever said that to me I'd probably just laugh. Both because manly guys can have long hair and because I like my long hair because I like being fem lol.
Ngl, I actually looked up stackoverflow for the gramma structure while making this coz it's very ambigious lol
I didn't mean dating as many girls as he *does*, but dating as many girls as (MC has dated) guys like him, basically dating both groups just as many.
where are you meeting people like this lol?
i have not had a conversation like this since highschool probably, just don’t engage with this behaviour at all? if it even comes up, like what adult is coming up to you and saying your drink is ‘gay’ lol?
Can assure you, Im still holding a grude towards those dudes who kept bullying me for not being manly enough.
Just kidding. I am okay now, but I did make this comic to poke fun out of those who complaint, "Why everything must be about they gays?" while also label random things they dont like or agree with as "gay" from colourful drink to wiping their asses (I kid you not). Those people still exist here and there.
Wait why is cream soda gay? Never liked it myself, I'm more of a orangeaid/appleaid/limeade kinda guy, but never heard of it being gay, just more unpopular.
I’m a sapphic leaning bi trans femme. I’m always amused when men think I’m a guy and call me gay in a derogatory way: 1) you wish you had a girlfriend that dressed like me and 2) I have probably been with more women then you have and I have only 2 exes
Ok but what kinda cream soda is colored... and since when is cream soda gay? Plus cream soda is pretty "old school" most of the time.
Or am I thinking of something totally different.
\>square top him
Ridiculously based
>b button Get topped by him
If only there was a B on a Playstation controller
Switch has it (pun intended)
For real though, why do they complain about everything claimed "gay" but slap label on random stuffs as gay? Why do overcompensating "straight" jocks gives the best head? Why is cream soda fucking amazing?
I don't know what kinda life would lead you to have that kind of information but boy am I interested in the jocks. And whatever cream soda is
You should give it a shot! Cream soda is amazing. It's basically just carbonated drink with cream added in. Very tasty. Im here tho, they are usually a mix of milk and soda, usually has "pink" flavour, whatever it actually is.
That is absolutely not what cream soda is where I live.
Fr, what the heck 😅
Check out the ingredients in this wiki how article about making cream soda: “Cream soda is a sweet, carbonated soft drink that gets most of its flavor from vanilla. There are many commercial variations of cream soda available, but you can easily make your own.” https://www.wikihow.com/Make-Cream-Soda
This is my first time witnessing cream soda without dairy mixed in it (this one has dairy on top of it lol) Edit: wording
In the US we usually call that Italian cream soda for some reason.
Not down here in the south, its just cream soda
One of those weird regional things I guess.
The bottled soft drinks are meant to emulate the flavor of cream in a soda.
I'm a huge fan of cream soda dr pepper, actually! hella good, even if it is sometimes too sweet for me haha
Yea, it is really good, but you should try Faygo cream soda, its delicious
The cream soda Dr Pepper tastes like heaven in a bottle
In Australia the pink is Raspberry and can be faked with Raspberry Fanta
So pilk?
Where in the world does cream soda mean “soda with cream?” I’d try it. In the US and parts of Europe, cream soda usually refers to a vanilla soda.
Cream soda is basically just sugar carbonated drink. I literally can’t describe the taste as anything other than sweet n sugary lol
In the UK it's essentially like Vanilla-ade (lemonade with vanilla)
Be warned, some people like cream soda, but many others find it absolutely revolting. It is a cursed beverage.
The toxic masculinity culture is terrible for everyone involved, it treats anything vaguely perceived as gay or feminine as the downfall of one's dignity, so straight and "straight" boys are immensely insecure about it.
> For real though, why do they complain about everything claimed "gay" but slap label on random stuffs as gay? Projection after years of being accused of being "gay" over random irrelevant shit. If you do it first it cuts off people doing it to you :(
IDK I'm more into being bullied by the jocks to service them
Doesn’t help that straight clubs can’t have good sound quality for some reason
“The gays” don’t claim much of anything. Bigots just find out we like stuff and become deathly afraid of the association
Yeah I think bi and trans people are more colonial about it, claiming anything under the sun
As is their god-given right
Tranifest destiny
I am bi and trans and just about every character I like in any show I headcannon as bi and or trans and no one will ever stop me 😡
*cough* Link is bi and nobody can prove me wrong *cough*
BotW Link is NB and bi. Kingdom Hearts Naminé is a lesbian, Xion is gay and a tran girl. Sora, Riku, and Kairi are in a triad polycule. And literally no one could convince me that Jessy and James *aren't* the most bi thing in existence.
Jesse and James do a lot of dress up and gender bending but I think that's more queer coding than anything. Fun characters or not I wouldn't support the theme that "oh no it's only male villains that cross dress and act feminine". It's usually this silly/evil connotation, like literally disguising himself as a woman to do evil if you think about it.
I mean, technically he always crosdresses to commit evil, because team rocket cannot go one episode without being comically evil, but there are some instances, at least in memories, where it's just a gimmick, and interestingly enough not nearly as played for laughs as other shows do when they have characters crossdress. It's just part of his character, which is built for laughs anyway, but never really because "lol he looks like a girl". As far as I remember, anyway. In any case, I wouldn't see Pokémon as all that nefarious here, in no small part because the two are such comical villains, and the crossdressing part is not the evil part in there - it's just James (and Jessie, mind you, but not as often), dressing up as Nurse Joy to steal Pikachu, but also as a female magician for an authentic presentation or just in a bikini to take part in a swimsuit competition.
Wait thats not cannon?
Same but just with Bi, every favorite character I have I HC as Bi 😂💖💜💙
Hey you leave blåhaj out of this
I claim you
😳
Within 3-5 interactions, they'll be screwing
Wait this calls for, r/GateKeepingYuri to do it’s magic
r/GateKeepingYaoi?
Nah, no one uses r/gatekeepingyaoi
I don't get how cream soda is gay. Is vanilla a gay thing now? So is Coke gay cause it uses vanilla as part of its flavouring? So what is considered a "straight" soft drink? Also cream soda is weird. I does what it sets out to do, basically ice cream as a soda, but I don't like that. Nice for whoever does though.
There is no straight soft drink, heterosexuals can only drink neat bourbon whiskey.
Hard liquor? Hard like a dick? Sounds gay.
Damn it Guess they'll die
Hey I am a bi sexual whiskey enjoyer, it’s as straight as the wonkey as ice cubes
I drink everything from Coke to Jager, I am the quintessential bisexual guy since I drink both "gay" and "straight" drinks.
I think I wanna see your quintessentially bisexual gun too
That would be the p90
>that long hair makes you look sissy If someone ever said that to me I'd probably just laugh. Both because manly guys can have long hair and because I like my long hair because I like being fem lol.
If Thor, Legolas and MOTHERFUCKING JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF can have long hair why can’t I?
The true bisexual way is to pick both options. Call him a hypocrite and then boast.
Cream Soda... yum
I will drink my cosmopolitan and listen to Snail Mail any day of the week
Pull a power move and seduce and then top him
Maybe that's what he's aiming for. That's so gay bro that's so gay, are you gay bro? Please tell me you're gay
Mayhaps
X **Assault** Give him "a closer look at the soda" ^(and probably go to jail...)
I don't think this is what they mean with "be gay. do crime." lol
*agressive button pressing*
that's not even bisexual. any gay guy has dated as many girls as someone like him. Zero.
Ngl, I actually looked up stackoverflow for the gramma structure while making this coz it's very ambigious lol I didn't mean dating as many girls as he *does*, but dating as many girls as (MC has dated) guys like him, basically dating both groups just as many.
Usually hotter girls... who might be more up for a threescore....
Cream soda is fucking delicious, tho
where are you meeting people like this lol? i have not had a conversation like this since highschool probably, just don’t engage with this behaviour at all? if it even comes up, like what adult is coming up to you and saying your drink is ‘gay’ lol?
We all know the jock guy who starts his rants with "why must"
"straight jocks" do you think whoever made this has some unresolved issues about their high school experience?
Can assure you, Im still holding a grude towards those dudes who kept bullying me for not being manly enough. Just kidding. I am okay now, but I did make this comic to poke fun out of those who complaint, "Why everything must be about they gays?" while also label random things they dont like or agree with as "gay" from colourful drink to wiping their asses (I kid you not). Those people still exist here and there.
*presses both buttons at the same time*
Cream soda is fucking incredible and I will disassemble anyone who disagrees
I don't care what sexuality it's associated with, I'm drinking cream soda till I die
My hero
I usually skip this part
Id boast
I am an institutionalist so I just report people through the proper channels. If that fails I go after the institution.
ALL I WANTED WAS MY ICE CREAM COLDER AND A LITTLE CREAM SODA OH WELL OH WELL
Wait why is cream soda gay? Never liked it myself, I'm more of a orangeaid/appleaid/limeade kinda guy, but never heard of it being gay, just more unpopular.
I’m a sapphic leaning bi trans femme. I’m always amused when men think I’m a guy and call me gay in a derogatory way: 1) you wish you had a girlfriend that dressed like me and 2) I have probably been with more women then you have and I have only 2 exes
Boast: 'I topped more girls than you ever will. How about I top you too so you'll find out how it is?'
Tf is ice cream soda??? Sounds good as Fuck
I would choose the boast option just to call out the jock for his hypocritical homophobia BS.
Ok but what kinda cream soda is colored... and since when is cream soda gay? Plus cream soda is pretty "old school" most of the time. Or am I thinking of something totally different.
Im sorry who claims cream soda is gay it litterly comes in a beer bottle shape?
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1035218616403128320?lang=en
Triangle~ Snap... >! his neck !<
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□ STAB
>triangle Date his mom
Love me some cream soda
Now that i think about cream soda its okay, i mean it's just soda but more sugary and even though it taste nice i think the normal soda it's better