By - xCxHxEx
This frog has a story to tell.
And no one is going to believe it.
Mostly because he can’t talk
But some of them can play the banjo
🎶why are there so many, songs about rainbows🎶
Was my first dance at my wedding. We didn’t tell anybody in advance, so when they heard that opening banjo melody, everyone gasped and immediately started crying.
That is literally the best thing I ever heard. I literally just fully broke it off with my S.O. And this makes me feel so good. Thank you
This was my dance with my dad at mine! Lots of nostalgic tears as well!
And sing rag time. Hello my baby, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime gal.
[There's a whole orchestra!](https://youtu.be/KBh7kcSwxbg)
Frog in his throat?
Frog: Why... why did you let me live!?
Doggo: Because... you will be stuck telling this story forever and no one will believe you..
Doggo: Maniacal laughter
The one about the pool dog/god frog?
The best part, “OH, UGH, EE GOT’EM!”
Good to hear [grape stomp](https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0?t=18) lady is doing well.
Don't watch if you can't switch the empathy cringe off. Grape stomp lady apparently broke a multiple ribs which is why she is howling in pain. Falling off a stage chest first into the ground must've hurt like flaming hell.
“Ooooh. I think she’s actually hurt. Gosh. I hope she’s okay” - said with zero concern or emotion in his voice.
I feel bad that more people laugh at the poor frogs misfortune than try and rescue it out of the pool to safety. Also they can give the dog knarly diseases. Poor are seriously lacking empathy towards fellow creatures these days.
Sounded like the commentator had a frog in their throat.
Well of course...Rottweilers are GERMAN, not French.
Do the Germans not eat frogs?
Not that one.
not ANY frog
in germany frogs are worshipped (especially on wednesdays meine kerle)
Only on the battlefield.
Rotty is a big Battlefield 1 fan
We eat raw pig meat
i thought "starkmännerfleisch" consists only of raw beef (plus the eggs/onions/herbs/etc)?
but seriously where do they ear taw pig meat?
That's a cool search engine, never heard of it!
See, this is what the EU is all about - krauts and frogs, getting along!
Maybe ancestors of that breed, definitely not the exact same one...
Doggo was gonna eat but realized froggo doesn’t taste good. Must not be a French dog.
Clearly not a French Bulldog
Um. Excuse me, Mr. Frogweiller? What about the homework?
RIP Bullfrog. Dungeon Keeper was fucking awesome.
yeah my dog put a toad in his mouth exactly one time.
he still likes to chase them, but doesn't try to eat them.
Toads spray a milky venom from behind their eyes and from other places. If you taste it, both you and the dog would not want to eat them again.
Yep and it stings the dogs mouth and makes them get foamy spit.
Source: My pup done fucked up once upon a time and never again.
Nah, I think it’s more likely that the dog recognized the frog’s personhood and acted altruistically to help him.
Not quite, I actually know this family and this dog. The dog had recently gotten really into herpetology and was worried that the chlorine in the pool could irritate the mucous membranes on the frog's skin. While it's definitely a kind act, the dog does not believe amphibians have an individual personhood, as we understand it, but does believe they are still able to feel pain.
Dog had also recently finished reading some work on ethics by Kant and felt it was the ethical thing to do to help this inferior creature. I feel he made the right choice here
Dog also had been stymied recently by the works of Schrodinger. While in his mouth, is the frog both eaten and NOT eaten? During his philosophical consideration, the frog accidentally fell out of his mouth and hopped off before the experiment could be concluded.
This is totally normal if the dog is raised right. But it’s a hard trick for some breeds with guard-tendencies. Mine loves and protects my cat as if she were family, but will FUCK UP a squirrel that enters the yard.
Lmao reread what he said
I feel like this was worded as a joke but dogs literally do this.
Properly made frog legs are damn good, I imagine the rest of the frog doesn't taste great
I mean my dog sometimes eats its own shit.
To them, shit smells more strongly of the food last ate, and less like the shitty bile smell we smell. Since dogs smell stronger than they taste, they likely just think they're eating the hot taco bell feast you had for dinner last night, with maybe just a little poo smell on it. That's a sacrifice any dog is willing to make. Why my dog ate my shit is another story. It's pretty short. I was camping and didn't have a trowel. Events transpired. Lots of "omg no!" and puppy zoomies trying to get away from me as I screamed.
They also eat their own shit for nutrients. So make sure they're absorbing all their nutrients if they eat their poo often.
It may also be a primitive instinct to keep predators from tracking them. Feeding the most nutritious food in the world won’t stop this instinct unless the dog has been eating poorly and really needs better food.
I dunno about all that for other dogs, but I'm pretty sure my sister's beagle just likes shit.
Means they are lacking nutrients, try nutrition packs you sprinkle on their foods. They'll still do it but far less often. Horse turds are crack to my mutt.
I make them into homemade hot wings. Tastes just like chicken.
If you're American, where do you get frogs' legs? I can't see a butcher having frogs.
His dogs shit?
frog meat taste the same across all parts(as in there really isn't a "dark" and "white" portion ala chicken). the reason we go for the legs is because there is less bones.
Off putting at first but damn delicious, wish i could get them as easy as i did on the east coast.
I mean, frogs piss themselves as soon as you pick them up for a reason.
French dude here to clarify a few points:
- It's obviously not the whole frog that's eaten, only the muscly legs, battered and fried. Illustration: [Dish of Fried frog legs](https://epicesdecru.com//upload/share/cuisse-grenouille-cajun_meta.jpg)
- You'll find plenty of french people here who've never eaten those, -
- For those who have, it's usually quite special/rare, cuz it's usually quite pricey/fancy. I've only been served these in niche restaurants a couple times in my life.
In my hometown in Alberta, frozen frog legs are always available at the farmers market for some reason. Not very expensive either, I make them into homemade chicken wings. Sorry if that is taboo haha.
wow, didn't know it was a thing outside of France. interesting!
He looks like a Beauceron, a French breed, though
That dog's definitely a Rottweiler.
are you sure its not a shiatsu
No, this dog isn’t a massage chair in a mall.
I thought the same 😂
ok then def a Rottweiler
I thinks it’s a frogweiler
thankfully, the second post already had the right answer. you're a good guy. :)
Probably got a mouth full of pee since frogs and toads often pee when scared.
Ended too soon
Annnd... straight back into the pool
Hawk swoops up the frog in the full video.
The hawk is then grabbed out of the air by a shark jumping out of the pool.
As someone who used to catch frogs as a kid there is a 100% chance it peed in the dog's mouth
That frog pissed in that dogs mouth so doggy was like “****blehk get out”
It’s true…. I have picked up a toad many times in my life and never once did not get pissed on immediately. Classic toad move
The toads are not pissing but excreting some milky venom from behind their eyes to get their captors to drop them. Works every time, doesn’t it?
Nice Doggo helps out froggo
Damn I accidentally clicked the wrong porn video
Well, you don't want that bandwidth going to waste, *do ya?!*
Now hoppity boppity and get off my property
what'd you expect him to do, reach down with his THUMBS SHARON???
I mean he was trying to eat him but frogs tend to piss when you pick them up so…..
How do we know you're not just another frog?
Hey cut them some slack
Try to eat him and see if he pisses in your mouth
What are you, the cops? I want a lawyer.
100% chance you are right. Happened many, many times to our farm dogs. (slow learners)
I was about to comment this lmao. I have lots of frogs in my backyard. Sometimes when I pick them up I get peed on. Doggo probably got frog piss in his mouth
Doggos like to lick their own butts but draw the line at frog piss? How strange.
Everyone likes their own brand.
Nothing quite like home cooking
I doubt they'd stop at their own.
Tell that to my uncle’s dumb ass yellow lab that thinks the cat’s litter box is his personal snack tray.
Delicious treats that come covered in sprinkles?
it’s funny how they do that
Aww, doggie lifeguard. That was sweet.
Little guy almost got a heart attack probably lmao
Well I think it’s important to note that dogs should never ever pick up frogs with their mouths. Certain Toads and frogs release a hyper toxic chemical that makes them poisonous to taste, which is why about 8 years ago kids all over the world were licking toads to get high.
But actually actively putting one entirely in your mouth, might just kill you. the dog probably got out fine cause the frog was in water so it had to close its glands.
My childhood dog ate a frog. We took her to the vet, but there didn't seem to be a lot they could do, or my parents couldnt afford it. I was too young to know.
She spent several days in our second bathroom, cause it was easy to clean, and basically just shit her guts out and was very sick. We took care of her to make sure she was getting liquids and what food down we could. She ended up pulling through, but it was scary when you're a kid.
Yo also, never ever pick up a Colorado River Toad, and use a toothpick to pop its white pustules on a piece of wax paper.
Never, and I mean never let it dry and then smoke it.
There is always Acacia or Mimosa Hostilis.
Geez, couldn’t you just find some weed?
The difference between a hand job and having a good conversation with your dad about how he noticed you're doing a lot better lately and that he was still proud of you even when you weren't doing so well.
I'll take both at once
Welcome to the wild world of Ketamine.
Your dad sounds handy
Ok wait, which is which?
That’s not the same toad with DMT in its skin right
Hamiltons Pharmacopeia has a very interesting episode on that toad. S2 E1. Also on a lot of other things.
Is that the followup episode where it is disproven that the desert hippie guy figured it out on his own?
No that’s season 3. I haven’t watched it yet but I’m pretty sure that’s what you’re talking about
I’m not really into recreational drugs (not morally opposed to them, either) and I found Hamilton’s Pharmacopoeia utterly fascinating. And at times terribly depressing. The episode about quaalude abuse in South Africa was a gut punch (notably, one of the substances I think Hamilton refrained from testing on himself).
But on the flip side I thoroughly enjoyed the episodes about shrooms (especially when they encountered that one... casual mycologist? In Mexico?) and, fuck which was it, the development of either LSD or MDMA. And that weird fish that gave him nightmares.
That is the Colorado River Toad and the drug is called Bufo.
The toad is called Bufo Alvarius and the drug is 5-MEO-DMT which is quite distinct from DMT.
If you're buying it from someone with dreadlocks they're going to call it bufo.
Buffotoxin, almost lost my velvet hippo to one. Nasty, nasty stuff for them
Thanks, I am a dog and appreciate this tip
Poor frog. He most likely died. Any chemicals like Chlorine is absorbed through their skin. The dog tried his best😭
If the pool is properly balanced then the frog will be okay. We fish them out of our clients pools all the time and find a safe place to free them. What ends up killing them is that sometimes they can't jump out and they drown. Same with baby ducks. They get tired. What we do is put cut up floating spa cover pieces in the skimmers so the frogs have something to climb onto and we construct ramps for the ducks.
Weirdly frogs have been living in my friends lightly treated unheated “hot tub” (cold tub) for a year. We removed them before we had to shock it with chlorine out of fear they’d die, and put them in their yards pond.... and I fear they got eaten instead 🥴 I’d previously worried about them getting trapped under the hot tub cover, apparently they’d been using it as predator cover....
My parents have had a chlorinated, frog-infested pool my entire life. It has no effect on them, and their tadpoles develop in the chlorine just fine.
Not saying it is impossible. Also… YOUR PARENTS LET FROGS SPAWN TADPOLES WHICH WOULD GROW UP IN YOUR POOL!
They have a little waterfall that holds pockets of water all the time, and only move when the waterfall is turned on. The tadpoles spawned in those little puddles and my parents just didn't run the waterfall during the spring. In summer it was deafeningly loud in the backyard after sunset because of the croaking. If you took a phone call with the windows open, the person on the phone would always complain about the noise. When we went swimming after dark we'd catch so many frogs.
My family Rottweiler would try to rescue my dad if he pretended to be drowning. Such a good boy.
Had that been a cane toad, that few seconds in the dog's mouth would've been fatal.
You don't even need to ingest the toad for its poison to take effect. It secrets poison when feeling threatened.
Cane toads are an invasive specie and are often found in backyards.
>Cane toads are an invasive specie and are often found in backyards.
To be clear, only near the equator
If by near the equator, you mean the south eastern US. Then yes, you are correct. Cane toads are all over Florida.
Yes and Central America, South America, etc.
Had that been a full size T-rex it would've been fatal for everyone involved. Crazy what's out there
Yeah when inspected from afar, surely looks like it could've been a T-rex. They are really easy to confuse.
I think it's more "i'm gonna eat this thing, oh god why is is wiggling SPIT IT OUT"
Oh, how sweet! He saved his life. 😍
Had a neighborhood dog, very sweet but a big boy, and we see him on the middle of the road which is very unlike him, so we stop. We see him looking at something and put it in his mouth, then look around confused and puts it back again. We get out of the car to see it's a newborn black kitten, still has the umbilical cord on. He stays at a house with cats and kittens so he is friendly towards them. Not sure what happened to the momma cat but this guy wanted to help and was very happy when he saw us. We picked up the kitten, we already had animal bottles and KMR on hand (we rescue cats), so got the baby warmed up and fed contacted the local shelter and they put the baby with a lactating mom whose kittens had passed. Happy ending, but that doggo saved that little kittens life. Good boy Bandit, good boy.
I like how they started to encourage him eating the frog when they thought he got it to eat lol
And then he ate him
He definitely wanted to eat it. Doesn't fit this sub
Nope. He was trying to eat him, but he tasted like shit.
“I eat-thz, oh no! It’s thlimy! I thpiths”
Dog: I eats it… ***I HATES IT***
"Hey, human pool only"
Oo oo oo oo you got him, you got him🎵🎵🎵
The dog almost ate the frog, but the owner sounded like she was swallowing it.
Shades of Grape Lady with those grunts.
That "oh ee oooo" noise the person made is so damn relatable as a dog owner.
I love that little “ooo you got em!” noise the ladies made
BRO THOSE SOUNDS WTH
This is typical Rottie behavior, they are incredibly kind and gentle to small animals and children
My first dog when I was a kid was a Rottie. She was super loving and a great dog but she got cancer (Twice?) And she had to be put down. It sucked.
I'm so sorry, that's awful to go through
Nasus getting revenge on TahmKench
Only thing stopping that boy was his palette
Video ended too soon so it probably did eat the frog.
As if a frog needed to be helped out of the water lmao
That woman could voice act Mickie Mouse perfectly well.
well, in case you're not realizing it: yes, the dog wanted to eat that thing. after taking it into their mouth though, it still moved, and the dog is not used to that since they only eat "dog food" (i guess). so they were surprised about that experience and spit it out again, since they did not know what was going on.
don't thank me.
When I was little we had an absolutely massive pitbull named snowball. Im talking basketball sized head huge. He was a fucking baby. One day he found a frog and was fascinated with his new little friend. Poor guy slapped his paw on it once and killed it. He cry howled for 2 and a half hrs.
Lifeguard on duty!
‘Dogs are only motivated by food’
Show them this if people ever say that.
Rottweilers are the most gentle dogs I’ve ever come across. Mine was running around the yard and being chased by my two hound dogs (basset and dachshund) which typically doesn’t happen. Turns out he had a baby bunny in his mouth the entire time and handed it to me when I walked outside. It was absolutely drenched in slobber but very much alive.
My shiba did this to a toad and got piss in his mouth and eye.
Had to flush his eye out. Pour thing was swollen and watery.
I had a dog that was like 60kg+, a big boy who looked like the typical tough farm dog. He had a heart of gold and was such a sweetheart that he'd relocate frogs in our yard to places that were watery.
One day he's walking along and I hear a ribbit, I turn around and see a little frog leg hanging out of his mouth. He'd picked one up from where it might get run over and placed it in the garden 😂
Grew up with Rotties. We would catch sun fish and throw them on the bank. We had two that made it their mission to return them all day.
Toads are toxic to dogs don’t let your dogs eat them. I’m not sure about frogs though.
He was just helping him... I dont think anyone told the frog that.
No, he ate him. Just didn’t like the taste.
AWWWW! Your dog just saved a prince who needs to be kissed, unless Disney misled me. 😂😂💜💜😍😍
He might have tried to eat it. But many frogs and froglikes have some liquids to make them taste really bad.
Our Alaskan Malamute once pulled a drowning bumblebee out of a bucket of water and placed it gently on the ground, cutest thing I ever saw ❤️
Rottweilers are super gentle. I had one for a nanny dog as a baby and the one we had as kids was so sweet to our chihuahua. Our chihuahua would pull on every part of his face and our rottie would just pin him with a paw or pick him up by his head to move him. The worst thing our Rottweiler would do is sit on you but that’s our fault because he sat in our laps when he was a baby
I just think it's too broad to characterize an entire breed. Worked at a dog daycare with a frequent flyer rottie named Dozer. He was nice when in a good mood, but he was not super gentle...
Rottweilers are the 6th most dangerous breed (5th if you exclude "unknown" when it comes to bites.
There's really no such thing as a "nanny dog" and there's always a risk with dogs and children.
What the fuck were the sounds these things were making
No he wasnt