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adulthumanman

This frog has a story to tell. And no one is going to believe it.


i_dont_care314

Mostly because he can’t talk


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

But some of them can play the banjo


Ccend

🎶why are there so many, songs about rainbows🎶


AdamInJP

Was my first dance at my wedding. We didn’t tell anybody in advance, so when they heard that opening banjo melody, everyone gasped and immediately started crying.


Caderjames

That is literally the best thing I ever heard. I literally just fully broke it off with my S.O. And this makes me feel so good. Thank you


ChampagneClarinet

This was my dance with my dad at mine! Lots of nostalgic tears as well!


livasj

https://youtu.be/uonN2pUFiCM


IrishSkillet

And sing rag time. Hello my baby, hello my darlin’, hello my ragtime gal.


BurberryYogurt

[There's a whole orchestra!](https://youtu.be/KBh7kcSwxbg)


loneanxiety

Frog in his throat?


whoisfourthwall

Frog: Why... why did you let me live!? Doggo: Because... you will be stuck telling this story forever and no one will believe you.. Frog: NOOOOOO!!!! Doggo: Maniacal laughter


Da_Dog_Doin_Drugs_

The one about the pool dog/god frog?


ThePerryPerryMan

The best part, “OH, UGH, EE GOT’EM!”


NebulaNinja

Good to hear [grape stomp](https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0?t=18) lady is doing well.


PassionateAvocado

Incredible comment.


Atalaunta

Don't watch if you can't switch the empathy cringe off. Grape stomp lady apparently broke a multiple ribs which is why she is howling in pain. Falling off a stage chest first into the ground must've hurt like flaming hell.


Lalamedic

“Ooooh. I think she’s actually hurt. Gosh. I hope she’s okay” - said with zero concern or emotion in his voice.


lu-cy-inthesky

I feel bad that more people laugh at the poor frogs misfortune than try and rescue it out of the pool to safety. Also they can give the dog knarly diseases. Poor are seriously lacking empathy towards fellow creatures these days.


dwitchagi

Sounded like the commentator had a frog in their throat.


systemfrown

Well of course...Rottweilers are GERMAN, not French.


gregedout

Do the Germans not eat frogs?


systemfrown

Not that one.


ffilps

not ANY frog


JayAre95

in germany frogs are worshipped (especially on wednesdays meine kerle)


ADubs62

Only on the battlefield.


YesImKeithHernandez

Rotty is a big Battlefield 1 fan


AufdemLande

We eat raw pig meat


ffilps

i thought "starkmännerfleisch" consists only of raw beef (plus the eggs/onions/herbs/etc)? but seriously where do they ear taw pig meat?


AufdemLande

Mett. https://www.ecosia.org/images?q=mett&tt=813cf1dd


flonkerton_96

That's a cool search engine, never heard of it!


ipostalotforalurker

See, this is what the EU is all about - krauts and frogs, getting along!


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PaperDistribution

Maybe ancestors of that breed, definitely not the exact same one...


dying_soon666

Doggo was gonna eat but realized froggo doesn’t taste good. Must not be a French dog.


pixel_of_moral_decay

Clearly not a French Bulldog


LorddFarsquaad

Bullfrog


BALONYPONY

Frogweiller


pokecheckspam

Labratoad


ShiaLaMoose

Tadpoodle


ffilps

spermwhale


Aerik

Um. Excuse me, Mr. Frogweiller? What about the homework?


DocHeo

RIP Bullfrog. Dungeon Keeper was fucking awesome.


greg19735

yeah my dog put a toad in his mouth exactly one time. he still likes to chase them, but doesn't try to eat them.


LazyBox2303

Toads spray a milky venom from behind their eyes and from other places. If you taste it, both you and the dog would not want to eat them again.


uneasyandcheesy

Yep and it stings the dogs mouth and makes them get foamy spit. Source: My pup done fucked up once upon a time and never again.


woodscradle

Nah, I think it’s more likely that the dog recognized the frog’s personhood and acted altruistically to help him.


DiscoTempoJazz

Not quite, I actually know this family and this dog. The dog had recently gotten really into herpetology and was worried that the chlorine in the pool could irritate the mucous membranes on the frog's skin. While it's definitely a kind act, the dog does not believe amphibians have an individual personhood, as we understand it, but does believe they are still able to feel pain.


phaelox

Dog had also recently finished reading some work on ethics by Kant and felt it was the ethical thing to do to help this inferior creature. I feel he made the right choice here


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Dog also had been stymied recently by the works of Schrodinger. While in his mouth, is the frog both eaten and NOT eaten? During his philosophical consideration, the frog accidentally fell out of his mouth and hopped off before the experiment could be concluded.


LauraTFem

This is totally normal if the dog is raised right. But it’s a hard trick for some breeds with guard-tendencies. Mine loves and protects my cat as if she were family, but will FUCK UP a squirrel that enters the yard.


sanitizershots

Lmao reread what he said


Gzalzi

I feel like this was worded as a joke but dogs literally do this.


avwitcher

Properly made frog legs are damn good, I imagine the rest of the frog doesn't taste great


[deleted]

I mean my dog sometimes eats its own shit.


a_duck_in_past_life

To them, shit smells more strongly of the food last ate, and less like the shitty bile smell we smell. Since dogs smell stronger than they taste, they likely just think they're eating the hot taco bell feast you had for dinner last night, with maybe just a little poo smell on it. That's a sacrifice any dog is willing to make. Why my dog ate my shit is another story. It's pretty short. I was camping and didn't have a trowel. Events transpired. Lots of "omg no!" and puppy zoomies trying to get away from me as I screamed. They also eat their own shit for nutrients. So make sure they're absorbing all their nutrients if they eat their poo often.


LazyBox2303

It may also be a primitive instinct to keep predators from tracking them. Feeding the most nutritious food in the world won’t stop this instinct unless the dog has been eating poorly and really needs better food.


statusisnotquo

I dunno about all that for other dogs, but I'm pretty sure my sister's beagle just likes shit.


ItsyuhboiBen

Means they are lacking nutrients, try nutrition packs you sprinkle on their foods. They'll still do it but far less often. Horse turds are crack to my mutt.


dying_soon666

I make them into homemade hot wings. Tastes just like chicken.


DireLackofGravitas

If you're American, where do you get frogs' legs? I can't see a butcher having frogs.


n-crispy7

His dogs shit?


Ghoul-Sama

frog meat taste the same across all parts(as in there really isn't a "dark" and "white" portion ala chicken). the reason we go for the legs is because there is less bones.


Zech08

Off putting at first but damn delicious, wish i could get them as easy as i did on the east coast.


Forever_Awkward

I mean, frogs piss themselves as soon as you pick them up for a reason.


npjprods

French dude here to clarify a few points: - It's obviously not the whole frog that's eaten, only the muscly legs, battered and fried. Illustration: [Dish of Fried frog legs](https://epicesdecru.com//upload/share/cuisse-grenouille-cajun_meta.jpg) - You'll find plenty of french people here who've never eaten those, - - For those who have, it's usually quite special/rare, cuz it's usually quite pricey/fancy. I've only been served these in niche restaurants a couple times in my life.


dying_soon666

In my hometown in Alberta, frozen frog legs are always available at the farmers market for some reason. Not very expensive either, I make them into homemade chicken wings. Sorry if that is taboo haha.


npjprods

wow, didn't know it was a thing outside of France. interesting!


AStrangeBaguette

He looks like a Beauceron, a French breed, though


RAND0M-HER0

That dog's definitely a Rottweiler.


NI6MA

are you sure its not a shiatsu


LMac8806

No, this dog isn’t a massage chair in a mall.


dying_soon666

I thought the same 😂


NI6MA

ok then def a Rottweiler


dying_soon666

I thinks it’s a frogweiler


ffilps

thankfully, the second post already had the right answer. you're a good guy. :)


pennyraingoose

Probably got a mouth full of pee since frogs and toads often pee when scared.


MyBackHurtsFromPeein

Ended too soon


Subearoo

Annnd... straight back into the pool


sourdieselfuel

Hawk swoops up the frog in the full video.


OmNomDeBonBon

The hawk is then grabbed out of the air by a shark jumping out of the pool.


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

As someone who used to catch frogs as a kid there is a 100% chance it peed in the dog's mouth


happylapras

Nice doggo


Advanced-Ad2610

That frog pissed in that dogs mouth so doggy was like “****blehk get out”


GoofBallPopper

It’s true…. I have picked up a toad many times in my life and never once did not get pissed on immediately. Classic toad move


LazyBox2303

The toads are not pissing but excreting some milky venom from behind their eyes to get their captors to drop them. Works every time, doesn’t it?


BUchub

https://c.tenor.com/GA-_QG_hfPYAAAAC/toad-screaming.gif


bruceuchiha

Nice Doggo helps out froggo


foreveryoungperk

Damn I accidentally clicked the wrong porn video


HCJohnson

Well, you don't want that bandwidth going to waste, *do ya?!*


msut77

Now hoppity boppity and get off my property


PotatoMastication

what'd you expect him to do, reach down with his THUMBS SHARON???


wmzyboy

I mean he was trying to eat him but frogs tend to piss when you pick them up so…..


heycutmesomeslack

Same, tbh


fstbck1970

How do we know you're not just another frog?


Mental_Peace_2343

Hey cut them some slack


luckydice767

Try to eat him and see if he pisses in your mouth


heycutmesomeslack

What are you, the cops? I want a lawyer.


MrUppercut

It's ok


flyguy42

100% chance you are right. Happened many, many times to our farm dogs. (slow learners)


thegemguy

I was about to comment this lmao. I have lots of frogs in my backyard. Sometimes when I pick them up I get peed on. Doggo probably got frog piss in his mouth


pepsisugar

Hot


star0forion

Doggos like to lick their own butts but draw the line at frog piss? How strange.


bicranium

Everyone likes their own brand.


Ccend

Nothing quite like home cooking


StarsDreamsAndMore

I doubt they'd stop at their own.


Gtp4life

Tell that to my uncle’s dumb ass yellow lab that thinks the cat’s litter box is his personal snack tray.


Rowcan

Delicious treats that come covered in sprinkles?


ChipChipington

it’s funny how they do that


centsiblee

Aww, doggie lifeguard. That was sweet.


yureku_the_potato

Little guy almost got a heart attack probably lmao


Real_Prince_Of_Mind

Well I think it’s important to note that dogs should never ever pick up frogs with their mouths. Certain Toads and frogs release a hyper toxic chemical that makes them poisonous to taste, which is why about 8 years ago kids all over the world were licking toads to get high. But actually actively putting one entirely in your mouth, might just kill you. the dog probably got out fine cause the frog was in water so it had to close its glands.


Shawnessy

My childhood dog ate a frog. We took her to the vet, but there didn't seem to be a lot they could do, or my parents couldnt afford it. I was too young to know. She spent several days in our second bathroom, cause it was easy to clean, and basically just shit her guts out and was very sick. We took care of her to make sure she was getting liquids and what food down we could. She ended up pulling through, but it was scary when you're a kid.


[deleted]

Yo also, never ever pick up a Colorado River Toad, and use a toothpick to pop its white pustules on a piece of wax paper. Never, and I mean never let it dry and then smoke it.


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[deleted]

There is always Acacia or Mimosa Hostilis.


Gey-Chicken-Negga

r/oddlyspecific


Gtp4life

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidcarpenter/2020/02/02/5-meo-dmt-the-20-minute-psychoactive-toad-experience-thats-transforming-lives/


Dogzillas_Mom

Geez, couldn’t you just find some weed?


[deleted]

The difference between a hand job and having a good conversation with your dad about how he noticed you're doing a lot better lately and that he was still proud of you even when you weren't doing so well.


stufff

I'll take both at once


[deleted]

Welcome to the wild world of Ketamine.


famous_human

Your dad sounds handy


DukesOfTatooine

Ok wait, which is which?


user5918

That’s not the same toad with DMT in its skin right


w-kovacs

Hamiltons Pharmacopeia has a very interesting episode on that toad. S2 E1. Also on a lot of other things.


[deleted]

Is that the followup episode where it is disproven that the desert hippie guy figured it out on his own?


user5918

No that’s season 3. I haven’t watched it yet but I’m pretty sure that’s what you’re talking about


butyourenice

I’m not really into recreational drugs (not morally opposed to them, either) and I found Hamilton’s Pharmacopoeia utterly fascinating. And at times terribly depressing. The episode about quaalude abuse in South Africa was a gut punch (notably, one of the substances I think Hamilton refrained from testing on himself). But on the flip side I thoroughly enjoyed the episodes about shrooms (especially when they encountered that one... casual mycologist? In Mexico?) and, fuck which was it, the development of either LSD or MDMA. And that weird fish that gave him nightmares.


[deleted]

That is the Colorado River Toad and the drug is called Bufo.


Jjj_Junior_Shabadoo

The toad is called Bufo Alvarius and the drug is 5-MEO-DMT which is quite distinct from DMT.


[deleted]

If you're buying it from someone with dreadlocks they're going to call it bufo.


Procule

Buffotoxin, almost lost my velvet hippo to one. Nasty, nasty stuff for them


AmishAvenger

Thanks, I am a dog and appreciate this tip


swammywell

https://youtu.be/g0x9_tATD9E?t=126


imnedi

r/dogswithjobs


Dale_theMan

Poor frog. He most likely died. Any chemicals like Chlorine is absorbed through their skin. The dog tried his best😭


Jinebiebe

If the pool is properly balanced then the frog will be okay. We fish them out of our clients pools all the time and find a safe place to free them. What ends up killing them is that sometimes they can't jump out and they drown. Same with baby ducks. They get tired. What we do is put cut up floating spa cover pieces in the skimmers so the frogs have something to climb onto and we construct ramps for the ducks.


Plantsandanger

Weirdly frogs have been living in my friends lightly treated unheated “hot tub” (cold tub) for a year. We removed them before we had to shock it with chlorine out of fear they’d die, and put them in their yards pond.... and I fear they got eaten instead 🥴 I’d previously worried about them getting trapped under the hot tub cover, apparently they’d been using it as predator cover....


Dale_theMan

Interesting


DukesOfTatooine

My parents have had a chlorinated, frog-infested pool my entire life. It has no effect on them, and their tadpoles develop in the chlorine just fine.


Dale_theMan

Not saying it is impossible. Also… YOUR PARENTS LET FROGS SPAWN TADPOLES WHICH WOULD GROW UP IN YOUR POOL!


DukesOfTatooine

They have a little waterfall that holds pockets of water all the time, and only move when the waterfall is turned on. The tadpoles spawned in those little puddles and my parents just didn't run the waterfall during the spring. In summer it was deafeningly loud in the backyard after sunset because of the croaking. If you took a phone call with the windows open, the person on the phone would always complain about the noise. When we went swimming after dark we'd catch so many frogs.


TheGreatNyanHobo

My family Rottweiler would try to rescue my dad if he pretended to be drowning. Such a good boy.


Vladmur

Had that been a cane toad, that few seconds in the dog's mouth would've been fatal. You don't even need to ingest the toad for its poison to take effect. It secrets poison when feeling threatened. Cane toads are an invasive specie and are often found in backyards.


perpetual-let-go

>Cane toads are an invasive specie and are often found in backyards. To be clear, only near the equator


Barondonvito

If by near the equator, you mean the south eastern US. Then yes, you are correct. Cane toads are all over Florida.


perpetual-let-go

Yes and Central America, South America, etc.


Nutcruncher0

Had that been a full size T-rex it would've been fatal for everyone involved. Crazy what's out there


Vladmur

Yeah when inspected from afar, surely looks like it could've been a T-rex. They are really easy to confuse.


JackOfAllMemes

I think it's more "i'm gonna eat this thing, oh god why is is wiggling SPIT IT OUT"


LazyBox2303

Oh, how sweet! He saved his life. 😍


Confident-Tart-915

Had a neighborhood dog, very sweet but a big boy, and we see him on the middle of the road which is very unlike him, so we stop. We see him looking at something and put it in his mouth, then look around confused and puts it back again. We get out of the car to see it's a newborn black kitten, still has the umbilical cord on. He stays at a house with cats and kittens so he is friendly towards them. Not sure what happened to the momma cat but this guy wanted to help and was very happy when he saw us. We picked up the kitten, we already had animal bottles and KMR on hand (we rescue cats), so got the baby warmed up and fed contacted the local shelter and they put the baby with a lactating mom whose kittens had passed. Happy ending, but that doggo saved that little kittens life. Good boy Bandit, good boy.


the_flys_fly

I like how they started to encourage him eating the frog when they thought he got it to eat lol


Buttlrubies

GOOD BOI


grimytimes

And then he ate him


BernieSnowden

He definitely wanted to eat it. Doesn't fit this sub


gazebo-fan

Nope. He was trying to eat him, but he tasted like shit.


Alesya82

“I eat-thz, oh no! It’s thlimy! I thpiths”


gcwposs

Dog: I eats it… ***I HATES IT***


thebudeg

Nice


Secure-Imagination11

"Hey, human pool only"


Darmano

Oo oo oo oo you got him, you got him🎵🎵🎵


GodlyWeiner

The dog almost ate the frog, but the owner sounded like she was swallowing it.


rascalmendes

Shades of Grape Lady with those grunts.


noneofthatmatters

That "oh ee oooo" noise the person made is so damn relatable as a dog owner.


SheFluoresces

I love that little “ooo you got em!” noise the ladies made


KindaFatBatman

BRO THOSE SOUNDS WTH


elpato11

This is typical Rottie behavior, they are incredibly kind and gentle to small animals and children


Rumplestiltsskins

My first dog when I was a kid was a Rottie. She was super loving and a great dog but she got cancer (Twice?) And she had to be put down. It sucked.


elpato11

I'm so sorry, that's awful to go through


Slowmac123

Nasus getting revenge on TahmKench


FishermanFresh4001

Only thing stopping that boy was his palette


IamBatmanuell

Video ended too soon so it probably did eat the frog.


RiFLE_

As if a frog needed to be helped out of the water lmao


Lilpercy101

That woman could voice act Mickie Mouse perfectly well.


ffilps

well, in case you're not realizing it: yes, the dog wanted to eat that thing. after taking it into their mouth though, it still moved, and the dog is not used to that since they only eat "dog food" (i guess). so they were surprised about that experience and spit it out again, since they did not know what was going on. don't thank me.


Keepcreepcreepin

When I was little we had an absolutely massive pitbull named snowball. Im talking basketball sized head huge. He was a fucking baby. One day he found a frog and was fascinated with his new little friend. Poor guy slapped his paw on it once and killed it. He cry howled for 2 and a half hrs.


MintJulepTestosteron

Lifeguard on duty!


Im_the_sad_guy_

‘Dogs are only motivated by food’ Show them this if people ever say that.


currymat4444

Rottweilers are the most gentle dogs I’ve ever come across. Mine was running around the yard and being chased by my two hound dogs (basset and dachshund) which typically doesn’t happen. Turns out he had a baby bunny in his mouth the entire time and handed it to me when I walked outside. It was absolutely drenched in slobber but very much alive.


yuriiiu

My shiba did this to a toad and got piss in his mouth and eye. Had to flush his eye out. Pour thing was swollen and watery.


Sproose_Moose

I had a dog that was like 60kg+, a big boy who looked like the typical tough farm dog. He had a heart of gold and was such a sweetheart that he'd relocate frogs in our yard to places that were watery. One day he's walking along and I hear a ribbit, I turn around and see a little frog leg hanging out of his mouth. He'd picked one up from where it might get run over and placed it in the garden 😂


Gravybutt

Grew up with Rotties. We would catch sun fish and throw them on the bank. We had two that made it their mission to return them all day.


90sBig

Toads are toxic to dogs don’t let your dogs eat them. I’m not sure about frogs though.


slothsupervisor

He was just helping him... I dont think anyone told the frog that.


jaydawg_74

No, he ate him. Just didn’t like the taste.


Audriannacu

AWWWW! Your dog just saved a prince who needs to be kissed, unless Disney misled me. 😂😂💜💜😍😍


ennichan

He might have tried to eat it. But many frogs and froglikes have some liquids to make them taste really bad.


empeethreee

Our Alaskan Malamute once pulled a drowning bumblebee out of a bucket of water and placed it gently on the ground, cutest thing I ever saw ❤️


XenaSerenity

Rottweilers are super gentle. I had one for a nanny dog as a baby and the one we had as kids was so sweet to our chihuahua. Our chihuahua would pull on every part of his face and our rottie would just pin him with a paw or pick him up by his head to move him. The worst thing our Rottweiler would do is sit on you but that’s our fault because he sat in our laps when he was a baby


BeerInMyButt

I just think it's too broad to characterize an entire breed. Worked at a dog daycare with a frequent flyer rottie named Dozer. He was nice when in a good mood, but he was not super gentle...


Bobb_o

https://www.aaha.org/publications/newstat/articles/2019-06/new-study-identifies-most-damaging-dog-bites-by-breed/ Rottweilers are the 6th most dangerous breed (5th if you exclude "unknown" when it comes to bites. There's really no such thing as a "nanny dog" and there's always a risk with dogs and children.


satenlover666

What the fuck were the sounds these things were making


Gayrosh-Sexdream

No he wasnt


ohmygodbeats7

Umm no